Cerita Humor Nggak Lucu ... !

Ada seorang pengangguran bernama Asep. Dalam kejenuhan mencari pekerjaan, akhirnya dia pun mencoba membuka sebuah klinik pengobatan, walaupun dia bukan dokter ataupun pernah kuliah kedokteran.

Supaya orang-orang mau berobat ke klinik nya, Udin membuat iklan menarik :

"Kalau sembuh cukup bayar 100 ribu, kalau tidak sembuh kami bayar anda 1 juta".

Konon ada seorang dokter tak sengaja membaca iklan itu dan langsung ingin mencoba.

Asep: "Sakit apa Pak..?"

Dokter : "Mulut hambar, kalau makan tak terasa apa- apa ".

Asep : "Oh baiklah. Itu cukup diberi obat nomer 22 sebanyak 3 tetes di dalam mulut".

Dokter : "Wah! Minyak rem ini, bukan obat.!"

Asep : "Hah, bapak sudah bisa merasakan lagi. Silahkan bayar 100 ribu".

Dokter itu jengkel karena merasa dikerjain, selang seminggu kemudian dia datang lagi.

Asep: "Sakit apa lagi..?"

Dokter : "Saya hilang ingatan".

Asep : "Baiklah, saya akan memberikan obat nomer 22 dan gunakan sebanyak 3 tetes dalam mulut".

Dokter : "Wah! gak mau, itu minyak rem yang kemarin kan.?"

Asep : "Wah, bapak udah bisa mengingat lagi? Berarti sudah sembuh. Tolong bayar 100 ribu".

Dokter tersebut makin jengkel karena merasa dikerjain lagi. Seminggu kemudian dia datang lagi berniat balas dendam. Kali ini dia mau pura-pura sakit yang parah biar dokter gadungan itu tidak mampu menyembuhkan.

Asep : "loh.. sakit apa lagi, Pak.?"

Dokter : "Mata saya rabun tidak bisa melihat apa-apa dengan jelas".

Asep : "Mohon maaf, Pak.., kalau sakit seperti itu saya tidak bisa menyembuhkan. Ini silahkan ambil 1 juta (sambil menyerahkan selembar uang dua ribu rupiah)".

Dokter : "Wah! Ini kan cuma dua ribu rupiah ! ".

Asep: Wah, bapak sudah bisa melihat dengan jelas? Berarti anda sudah sembuh. Silahkan bayar 100 ribu"

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Finding Your Blogging Niche

How To Finding Your Blogging Niche?

Finding your blogging niche should be one of the aspects of blogging which the blogger carefully considers before starting a blog. This is especially important if the blogging is being done for the purpose of financial compensation. Ideally a blog owner should select a blog subject about which they are passionate and knowledgeable. However, bloggers should also carefully consider the direct competition as well as the purpose of the blog before starting their blog. This article will discuss these considerations in greater detail in an attempt to assists bloggers in choosing a subject for a new blog. This information is applicable to both bloggers who are completely new to blogging as well as experienced bloggers who are considering starting a new blog.

#Isolating Your Interests

One of the first considerations for a new blogger is his personal interests. This is important because a blogger who is passionate and knowledgeable about a particular subject will not only have an easy time coming up with ideas for new blog posts but will also likely be highly successful. This success will likely be attributable to the fact that blog visitors can sense his passion for the subject matter and greatly appreciate the knowledgeable posts which are informative and accurate.

The interests of the blogger may run the gamut from subjects which are widely popular to subjects which are of interest to only a small subset of the population. However, there will likely be interested readers regardless of the subject of the blog. Therefore bloggers are not discouraged from opting to blog about even the most obscure subjects. However, bloggers who are seeking financial gain through high blog traffic should consider selecting a topic which appeals to a larger audience.

#Evaluating the Competition

Once a blogger has selected one or more subjects he is considering for a blog, it is time to begin evaluating the competition. This includes viewing other blogs covering the same subject matter. This will not only give the blogger a good indication of whether or not the market is already saturated with blogs on this subject and the quality of the existing blogs on this subject. Based on this information the blogger can make an informed decision about whether or not he feels capable of competing for blog traffic with the existing blogs.

#Considering the Purpose of the Blog

Another important consideration for bloggers is the purpose of the blogs. Blogs can be created for a variety of reasons including financial compensation, personal use or to promote a cause. Bloggers who are starting a blog for personal use may only wish to consider their own interests when starting a blog because they are not likely seeking high blog traffic. However, bloggers who are creating a blog for purposes of generating a profit or promoting a cause do have to consider factors such as the ability to generate blog traffic. In these cases the blogger should choose a subject which appeals to a large audience. Additionally, the Internet should not already be saturated with blogs on this subject because it will likely be difficult for the new blog to garner a share of blog traffic. Finally, blog owners should consider the quality of the blog they are capable of creating on a particular subject. The blogger should choose a subject where he is confident he can not only make regular posts but also ensure these posts are original, informative and interesting.

When Others Do Not Approve of Your Blog

Regardless of the topic of a blog, all bloggers face the potential for situations in which others do not approve of their blog. Although this type of reaction is popular with blogs focused on political or controversial issues, bloggers who maintain a personal blog may also face disapproval from those who do not approve of the bloggers choices in life. This article will discuss subjects such as dealing with negative comments on a blog, dealing with criticism from friends and family members and will touch upon situations in which blogging can cause legal problems for the blogger.

#Dealing with Negative Comments on Your Blog

Negative comments posted on a blog are one of the most common forms of disapproval a blog may receive. These comments may be posted in response to a specific blog posting or may be posted as an objection to the blog in general. These negative comments may be very troubling to the blogger but fortunately there are some methods for dealing with these comments.

Bloggers who are concerned that negative comments may influence other blog readers have a few options for dealing with these negative comments. One way to do this is to set the blog to not allow comments. This will effectively eliminate the comments but it will also eliminate comments from supporters of the blog as well. Another option a blogger has is to simply delete the negative comments as he finds them. This is not a very effective method because other readers may have time to read the comments before they are deleted. Bloggers who are online often and are not concerned about negative comments appearing on the blog for a short period of time may utilize this method. Another method of dealing with negative comments includes rebutting these comments on the blog. Finally, bloggers often have the opportunity to ban visitors who are leaving negative comments from making future comments.

#Dealing with Criticism from Friends and Family Members

Bloggers may also face criticism from friends and family members for the content of their blogs. Friends and family members may not use the comment section to express their disapproval but may express their concerns directly to the blogger in person, via telephone or via email. This can be a difficult situation for bloggers because they may be torn between maintaining the blog according to their vision and keeping their friends and family happy. In many cases friends and family members may object to a blog because they believe it can be potentially harmful to the blogger or because they are concerned about how the blog will reflect on them. In these delicate situations the blogger has the option to either delete or modify the blog or to speak to the friends and family members to explain his feelings without making changes to the blog.

#When Blogging can Cause Legal Problems

Bloggers should be aware there are some situations in which their blog can cause legal problems. Making statements about another person which are untrue and defamatory can result in the subject of the blog seeking retribution for libel. Other blog postings can also be found to be illegal for a wide variety of other reasons. Bloggers may assume freedom of speech laws protect them fully but there may be situations in which the statements in a blog are not protected under freedom of speech laws and the blogger faces legal ramifications for his postings. Blogging which violates the copyright laws of another can also cause legal problems.